I hate bahia grass. We pronounce it ba-hay-ya around here, by the way. It’s the beginning of the seeding season for bahia grass. You have to mow every three days. On the fourth day, the stuff is 10“ tall. It can do that overnight! Seriously.
I swear, if you spit on the ground, you have to jump back out of the way so it won’t hit you in the chin. I’ve seen it move picnic tables – and dogs. Well, it seems like that, anyway.
I have two acres to mow. <Insert expletive here>.