In a random moment of mental wandering while in the little boy’s room, it occurred to me to wonder: How does an atheist cuss?
I mean, after all, if they damn somebody, which deity are they referring to? Likewise, “go to hell” seems to be contraindicated. Kind of hard to blaspheme if there’s no God to blaspheme against. I have this mental image of an atheist just sputtering and spitting, speechless, after being cut off in traffic or something.
O.K., I’m allowed to be random every once in a while.