This is a text exchange between myself and Texas Grandma that happened today. Hers are in italics, mine are not:
Caught a lizard at Moms, will need you to get it out at lunch.
Ok. I’ll bring my gun
Oh in that case I can take care of it
Go ahead
You going to fix the holes. This is a modern lizard not prehistoric
I have a caulking gun. Think you can hit it with a pistol?
Sure, but might go deaf it is in the bathroom
The ear muffs are in my range bag
LOL
This is going on my blog
Let me shoot it first
Yeah, then I can get pictures!
-Popgun
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Next time I will just shoot then ask questions later.
Well, my day has just been made lol.