This is a text exchange between myself and Texas Grandma that happened today. Hers are in italics, mine are not:
Caught a lizard at Moms, will need you to get it out at lunch.
Ok. I’ll bring my gun
Oh in that case I can take care of it
You going to fix the holes. This is a modern lizard not prehistoric
I have a caulking gun. Think you can hit it with a pistol?
Sure, but might go deaf it is in the bathroom
The ear muffs are in my range bag
This is going on my blog
Let me shoot it first
Yeah, then I can get pictures!